So, now we ignore science, gaslight, and pretend everything is fine. /s

Now nimbyism has come to the sticks.

Awesome. Congrats!

That was probably just coincidence. /s

When your political party has to ban thought there ought to be some questions as to why you support said party.

Agreed. I definitely had zero access to drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes growing up. And teenagers famously hate sex because they’ve been told that it’s bad. That’s why there’s no money in substances and porn.

This is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen today. More of this, please. Let’s convert all schools and municipalities and fund education and infrastructure beyond our wildest paltry (at this point) expectations.

PLUG IT IN UNDER WATER!

It’s like when someone falls in a mosh pit and everyone instantly pulls them up. Hardcore is not about hurting people. It’s just about being hardcore and everyone having a good, safe time.

You’re parent(s) not having the sense to go outside and stay away from you while smoking shouldn’t impact my ability to smoke alone.

Sell your kids on the black market. Poof! Free time.