Strawberries. Strawberries all day every day.

You can leave them outside in the winter. Average plant lives 4 years. Strawberries do two things: make fruits and spread like weeds.

Mix a June bearing variety and an everbearing variety for constant harvest + a bounty in june.

Get one of them towers that lets you have 12+ plants on a tiny amount of floor space for more strawberries.

Or like just stack buckets. https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/fruits/strawberry/vertical-strawberry-tower.htm

Strawbs don’t care

Pretty sure the Coral is only for AI detection

If only they could have benefited from some sort of multi-national agricultural funding scheme.