Urban gardening in the news: wow so healthy so easy!

Urban gardening in reality: the squirrels ate all the fruits, the rats bit the buds off of everything, I just wasted so much water and money to increase the vermin population and have no food to show for it.

And where does the government get this land from?

Do they really call it “iced tea” there? Also that might explain why you feel hot all the time…

It just makes me nervous. I’ve been in the subway for multiple earthquakes and it’s basically the worst feeling in the world.

Aren’t you guys struggling with a bunch of government corruption leading to skimping on earthquake safety?