“So as you can see, pizza is a vegetable.”

Italian Armed Forces announces it will begin airdropping salted butter and coleslaw into region in need of assistance.

War never changes.

“Into the pot, you little shits.”

“No! You can’t do that!”

“Why not?”

“Because it’s freaking me out!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVX-PrBRtTY

Am I the only one who would be perfectly content if everyone just used globes?