Oh yeah. Go ahead. I am sure the planet’s ecosystem doesn’t need the seaweed, and we don’t need the oxygen, or marine life. Please, go on. I am sure we will have no impact whatsoever.

FFS

For years folk have been joking about turning malls into Gen-X retirement communities so they can feel right at home. Welp…

EDIT: Cool idea, but they need to ban short-term rentals. I guarantee that more than half the units there are already exclusively on Airbnb.

Everyone in the UK parliament needs to be gifted a copy of Frostpunk. They need to start practicing for what they’ll have to deal with.

In what year was Reagan elected? I’ll give you a tip, it was the same year the country started to get fucked.

Chipotle Enjoyers: “The state of my underware.”

The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.

Finishing with the words of Ursula Le Guin was a master stroke.