Great idea. Too bad corporate America will never allow it.

It’s spelled “knife.”

It depends on where you are. $840 a month anywhere near Chicago is either stupidly cheap for what you’re getting, or stupidly bad for what you’re paying.

Break water in pieces, with these electric rocks.

Yeah and they don’t have a handy desert to be a good place for a molten salt battery farm, either, which means they’re stuck with other modern solutions until somebody can make something better at scale without needing huge banks of lithium.

JFC DON’T tell them! They’ll start to get lazy and relapse.

I didn’t even know that that screw type had its own name until I saw it in another comment, but the first thing I thought was to just do what you said.