The Assman

I’m to be buried naturally with no casket or embalming. Great for wildlife. It’s like putting a fish head in the hole when you plant corn. Except, you know, a 200lb guy.

There’s some fish in there freaking the fuck out

Americans talk shit about the French but they would have had the gallows out by now

1. You don’t need to put literally anything on the avocado whatsoever, no sticker or anything.
2. Are you seriously trying to say that building a bunch of fucking lasers and modifying assembly lines would be less wasteful that a tiny label which, by the way, does not need to be made of plastic.

This is a pointless, wasteful novelty

It was a dumb idea anyway

Why so salty?