No proper Scotsman would have posted this.
No true Scotsman would say “no proper Scotsman.”
You Scots sure are a contentious people.
That’s proper.
That’s a fallacy, MacGregor!
“Kilts, because they don’t make three legged pants.”
For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.
You’re just skirting the issue.
In his defence, he’s having a ball
I’m feeling like you just kilt the thread.
No matter how you dress it up, that was below the belt.
I dunno, knives and male genitals don’t really mix.
Doesn’t mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule
You’re no fun.
This is why we can’t have knife things.
the invention of circumcision
Was it invented or discovered, though?
Hopefully knives and female genitals don’t mix either.
Indians too
No true Indian feels that way.
Pretty sure that the kilt was invented by an Englishman so that scots working in his factories would be less likely to get clothing caught in the machinery and maimed. I say this as a kilt-loving descendent of scots.
Pretty sure the 16th century happened before the Industrial Revolution, when there were British factories.
based on genital structure, women can pee a lot easier when wearing a dress, men can pee easier just unzipping the front of their pants….
this post is stupid.Lifting a kilt is not exactly difficult.
