The children yearn for the mines.

A 6’x3’ hole?

Little dude is chill now because he’s dug your fucking grave, man!

Talk about cathartic. Everytime he feels like you’re a dick to him, all he’s gotta do is think of that hole waiting to swallow your body.

And he’s got a blunt instrument with a handle to fix the size difference, that he’s getting real good at wielding.

Hand him the shovel if you want, but don’t turn your back.

I mean, yeah…

I grew up on a farm, if kids got too hype, they got chores.

If you keep a husky puppy locked up in an apartment all day, it’s gonna act out and destroy shit and be difficult.

Same thing with a human kid.

You gotta let them burn that energy kut, giving them an iPad isn’t going to make them tired.