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    2 days ago

    Hey! I found them! Found the missing physics! It was all with my keys, one sock and Jesus under the couch!

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      2 days ago

      Jesus is the one reason I still have to have a broom for, as it’s much more difficult to Shoo him away with a swiffer.

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        1 day ago

        Not if you’re a politician with half a pistaccio for a skull. Mormons, sorry maybe friends but yeah, you’re gonna have to ctrl H your best pal out of the episodes. Try Quagmire! But you j-hob-ass, you’re all right. Yeah I already invited him. I opened the door. No, he doesn’t fit there, I could hemorrhage if he tried. My heart is no place for anyone. But under the couch, there you can find anything. Even a mouse!