Been loading up on milkweed seeds and have managed to obtain some that are not in my native bioregion of North carolina.
Are you, dear reader, living in a place where these are native? I will mail them to you. Check these images and leave a comment, I will DM you.
I say we go ahead and ban oak trees, do you see all those little annoying acorns they drop in the street? Ridiculous. Cut them all down. I’d advocate for burning every plant except for nandina and mimosa but some will say that I go too far… Some people constantly in the way of progress.
And apple trees! Definitely ban those. People can just come up and take food? Darn socialism!
I bet there’s also other disgusting whore fruit that gives itself away for free to hungry people. Burn it all.