Text reads: “at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. The instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain period of time. Your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go “hm this doesn’t look thick enough, maybe I’ll let it go for another 10 minutes”. This is the devil speaking. It’s only so liquid right now because it’s at boiling point. It will thicken when it cools down. Learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you.”

  • Jim East@slrpnk.netM
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    19 hours ago

    The real lesson to be learnt here is that cookery is in fact the devil whispering directly into your brain and making the fire seem yummy.

    Fruit is best consumed in its whole, fresh, ripe, raw form, and if you need to cook it, something isn’t right.

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        17 hours ago

        as a swede, seeing the fruits people consider “boring” in the tropics makes me weep profusely

        we have okay mangos, whoop de doo

      • Jim East@slrpnk.netM
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        18 hours ago

        Perhaps so. If I needed to survive the winter in finland, I’d probably make jam too.

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      19 hours ago

      Fruit is best consumed in its whole, fresh, ripe, raw form, but if I miscalculated how much my family likes fruit based on hour much I line fruit them I’m damn well going to cook the rest instead of letting it spoil. Fresh fruit is best, fruit compote is second best.

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      18 hours ago

      I also prefer fresh fruit, but at least around here, we dont have them year round, so I jam anything else I’m not able to feast upon during harvesting period lol